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Joke of the Day

"Every 3 seconds, a girl with a pink cell phone case uses the wrong ""your."""

"Did you hear about the unreleased Western starring Bruce Lee? He played Squint Eastwood."

"Scientists have finally discovered the secret of longevity of hedgehogs... ...It turns out, there is no secret. They don't even live that long."

"Watching my kids play the Xbox Kinect and it's taking me back to when I was a kid and we had this great game called playing outside."

"Did you hear about the kid who was outstanding at school? He came in when it started to rain."

"Xbox and PlayStation get into a fight. Call the ambulance. Wii U Wii U Wii U."

"A geeky joke: An SQL Query walks into a bar... ... and joins two tables."

"What's the difference between a feminist studies major and a bench? A bench can support a family."

"How do you make a dwarf taller? Ge-gnome therapy"

"[airport security] *Beep* ""step through again, but don't say Beep."" *Alarm* ""Once more sir, but if u speak, I'll shoot u."" {thinks} *bzzt*"