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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about being in an incestuous relationship with your own father? Every time you say to him ""I'm horny"" he always replies ""Hi, horny, I'm dad""."

"Two pigs went to a party, one got boared and came home."

"Joke of The Day A new Student came to the class. After telling the rest of the Children his name, the teacher asked, ""what does your Father do""? . . . . . . Student :"" Whatever Mom Says"""

"I was dating this girl until I found out she stuffed her bra with tissue paper. Then I was hooked because serious allergy issues."

"Why don't ghosts like rainy days? Because it dampens their souls!!!!"

"She said that having a successful marriage is all about making sacrifices so I threw her into a volcano."

"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other."

"Gonna open a karaoke place where each song is 90 seconds max. Most are 25 seconds. Just the chorus one time, then onto the next song."

"I like my women like I like my pizza... ...hot, cheap, and on the go."

"It should be called stay your crazy ass home Friday..."