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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my coffee, Without a penis."

"What's worse than putting the punchline in the title?"

"Why is England so special? Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week."

"If you make fun of Rod Blagojavich's hair, there'll be hell toupee."

"Why does a dog? Why does a dog lick its butt? To get the taste of dog food out of its mouth."

"There are only two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf? A frigid midget with a rigid digit."

"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber"

"Why do many people call my penis the 'Big Mac'? Because it doesn't look as good or as big as it did in the adverts. :("