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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf? A frigid midget with a rigid digit."
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"Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance."
"Whats black and white and red all over? A [removed]paper"
"Q: Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing? A: He was striking a happy medium."
"How do you make a woman orgasm? Who gives a fuck"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints"
"Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team? She kept running away from the ball."
"A readhead tells her blonde step-sister ""I slept with 2 Brazilian guys last night!"" The blonde replies, ""Holy shit, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""
"Son: can I go? Dad: storm coming, tornado warnings Son: yeah I know Dad: wait for your brother to get home, he can continue the bloodline"
"Didja hear they're developing a new gameshow targeted specifically at an LGBT audience? Yeah - they're gonna call it ""Bruce or Dare"""