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Joke of the Day
"Just saw an old man in the park feeding the birds Wonder how long he'd been dead"
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"I used to work with this black lady who had one arm and one leg... ...we called her Elbony"
"A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole"
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" ""Yeah....so is a grenade"""
"My dad hit my with this one: His belt."
"Two crows walk into a bar. Before they can order their first drink, they get arrested for attempted murder."
"I once photographed a high school track team practice for the yearbook.. I guess you could call it *timed laps* photography."
"The movie was better than the book because I'm illiterate."
"Why can't ears have sex? They could get hearing AIDS!"
"Know why New Yorkers are so cynical? For them, the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."