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Joke of the Day

"I guess since you can't adopt Russian children anymore, you will just have to wait until they are old enough to be a mail order bride."

"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Because of anticipated traffic numbers!"

"Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can."

"Whats the most handiest tool ever? A Hand!"

"What type of cheese lives under your bed? Muenster."

"I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book. At least I know where I stand now."

"Asked my friend who works at the tampon store if he could get me a discount He said he'd pull some strings."

"knock knock its me hitler and i have to poop, end of joke.jpg"

"What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet? A Lenintil..."

"Take me down to the gentrified city where the grass is green and the girls can't even"