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Joke of the Day
"My Life: Wake up, Survive, Sleep"
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"Did you hear about the misanthropic statistician? 100% of people can go fuck themselves. Told to me by a cab driver in New Orleans."
"3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."
"Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in Babies R Us don't have price tags."
"Sex is like Poker... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!"
""" I made my famous dip for the office party"" You're a regular Abe Lincoln. ""But he wasn't a chef"" Exactly"
"I wear a diaper for two reasons... Number one and number two."
"How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him."
"Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes."
"Never eat ice cream while chatting online. Sister: why are you typing so slowly Me: well my other hands busy. She hasnt replied yet."