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Joke of the Day

"What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use? The colored one."

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women! *ba dum tssh*"

"When a husband asks you if you think it's possible to love someone forever... ""If I find the right person"" is apparently the wrong answer."

"What do japanese men do when they have erections? Vote"

"Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black."

"Why did the proctologist have his cars towed to the auto repair shop? He rectum."

"Why didn't the rest of the fractions like ""mc"" very much? Because he was generally known to be a square(ed)."

"What was the last thing the Australian terrorist said. KoALLAH AKBAR."

"I just watched a movie where a serial killer murders people then cooks their dead bodies... It was a heartwarming story from start to finish"

"I am so lonely The only ex I have is in my chromosome XY :/"