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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so black when she goes outside the street lights come on"
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"Life Pro Tip: Putting your phone in airplane mode will stop ads while you play."
"My boss said when I'm at work, I should lay off the Doritos. I said ""you're the boss if you wanna fire Bob Dorito and his brother you do it"""
"I got ripped off by a hooker once. Damn fish swallowed it whole and snapped the line, $24.99 lure down the drain."
"My uncle wanted to give all his sheep a sex change... But it entailed too many ramifications!"
"I need an aggressive dog-barking sound on my phone, for whenever anyone knocks on the bathroom door when I'm in there"
"While a gun does make for a cool weapon on The Walking Dead, the most effective defense against the zombies is probably lightly jogging?"
"It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up."
"Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz."
"Did you know that in Maine they will give you five-cents for a soda can, but they won't give you ANYTHING for a baby?"