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Joke of the Day

"What is Pi squared? Pop-tart."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a prostitute? The looks on their faces while you're nailing them."

"u could put a horse in a time machine and send it to any era and the horse's life would literally be the same"

"Edgy Knock knock joke Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot. Let me in"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it's ""R"" but it's actually the ""C""."

"I met my wife in Tinder. It was awkward. I didn't know she used it, too."

"Why do some fish always look high? Because of all the seaweed."

"Where do pirates go in the summer? In ARRgentina."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea Because if they flew over the bay then they would be bagels"

"'No Panties Tuesday' is a thing, right? Or AKA, I really need to do some laundry."