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Joke of the Day

"What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho? I'm Nacho Daddy."

"Here's your social security card. It's paper & has to last you forever. Don't laminate it. Good luck asshole."

"Having anal sex in the splits... A hole body stretch."

"You dig ,I dig, she dig, he dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a great poem but it's very deep."

"The secret of getting ahead is... not having a rib."

"Just once, I'd like to see a cactus that isn't flexing."

"Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf? He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it."

"What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs? Irrelephant."

"Don't judge me because I like 80's music. Judge me because I had a late term abortion because a baby would ruin my holiday plans."

"My wife said: ""Can my mother come down for the weekend?"" So I said: ""Why?"" And she said: ""Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already."""