74300
Joke of the Day
"Just once, I'd like to see a cactus that isn't flexing."
Next Joke
"How do you tell a deaf person to shut up? ""Here, hold this."""
"The treasure hunt was invented in northern India. Thus the name 'hide and Sikh'. #truefact"
"If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, ""Now you're super mad!"" If they laugh marry them."
"What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to sit at the back of the oven"
"Alcohol: You know Kung Fu and you're not afraid to use it Brain: This makes sense right now Body: We're on board Pavement: Come at me bro"
"If only they had and Olympic event for Facebook, my FB friend would win Gold everytime in the Drama event."
"I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office."
"What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce? A seizure salad."
"What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis)."