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Joke of the Day

"You dig ,I dig, she dig, he dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a great poem but it's very deep."

"My vacuum cleaner is so good it collects dust even when I don't use it."

"Look UPS guy, you can't just show up at someone's house unannounced and expect them to have pants on."

"My wife and I often orgasm at the same time But rarely in the same place."

"Optimistic Thought of the Day: You are always 1/3 of the way towards having a threesome."

"Why does Reddit hate Fencing? Ripostes"

"My website just crashed from a huge influx of traffic today... I wonder why so many people are interested in my superb owl, today of all days. I mean, he's really great and all, but he's just an owl."

"I wanted to have a blimp of my own But it is so above my reach due to all the inflation!"

"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick."

"My friends think I have a drinking problem... So I told them ""no, I actually think I drink quite well"""