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Joke of the Day
"What has four legs but can't walk? A chair."
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"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Billy played in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? Billy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is his neighbour."
"If a dwarf gave a dollar to another dwarf they'd be a dollar short."
"Why do Klingons feel very little pain? They produce a lot of endworfins."
"I met this really hot chick at the club last night... She let me give her and handjob and everything."
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Cause Jewish women won't take anything unless its 10% off."
"Knock knock... Who's there? *sigh* Mormons..."
"If Hillary Clinton wins the election I am moving to Benghazi. At lest I know she will leave me alone there."
"In the past, U.S.A. has had for president..... Bush senior, Bush junior and now Bush groper."
"A Bitter Army Veteran storms into a classroom and shouts ""If it weren't for me you'd all be speaking German!"" ""That's right"" replies the German teacher."