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Joke of the Day

"I met this really hot chick at the club last night... She let me give her and handjob and everything."

"Every.Bad.Thing.You.Ever.Did.[COMPILATION].1080p.HDTV.x264-TORRENT.torrent"

"I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential..."

"I got a job digging graves, I don't know how, I just fell into it."

"I just flushed a stink bug down the toilet along with the dump. Who's the stink bug now, Bitch?"

"There is no dialog in the first half-an-hour of Mad Max:Fury Road...(no spoilers) ...'cept all the blacks yip-yappin' in the theater."

"RT This if wish you had an Fairly OddParent."

"What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear"

"Girls hate it when you give them Christmas presents with an implied expectation, like an iron, a food processor, or knee pads."

"Bra & Hat What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."""