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Joke of the Day
"If a dwarf gave a dollar to another dwarf they'd be a dollar short."
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"I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice."
"""Our toes look nothing like that!"" - Camels"
"Mexican word of the day: nascar Hey man that's a nascar.. Where'd you get it?"
"There's currently a thin shell of space, hurtling through the solar system at 67,000 mile per hour, in which boners must be blurred. ""Japan"""
"A man with two coffins under the arm knocking on a door. a woman answer you've brought your children from the trip"
"Sorry I pissed on the walls of your bathroom, but the flowery wall paper made me think I was outside.. Also you're out of Valium"
"I decided to switch to a new barber My current barber just isn't cutting it."
"What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It's been nice gnawing you."
"What do you get if you cross a pitbull and a hooker? Your last blowjob."