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Joke of the Day
"Why do Klingons feel very little pain? They produce a lot of endworfins."
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"How did the Nazis come up with the name for their concentration camp? After the first Jew off the train said ""Awe shits."""
"West Virginians are like burgers. They're always inbred."
"In a physio waiting room amongst athletes comparing their stories. I can't wait until my turn when I tell them I slept wrong on my pillow."
"Went to a bulimic birthday party today... I saw a cake pop out of a girl."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !"
"What do you call a dog with a 7 inch boner? Your sex life."
"Cantaloupe... or Wontaloupe?"
"A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned becausehe couldn't concentrate."
"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Ten-ish"