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Joke of the Day

"Why do Klingons feel very little pain? They produce a lot of endworfins."

"I'm addicted to brake fluid. But I can stop any time."

"I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47."

"I didn't know what to wear the the premature ejaculators meeting... So I just came in my pants."

"I messed up my foot pretty bad. The doctors said it would take a while to heel."

"Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck."

"(Calm down, this isn't a racist joke.) How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? (Not a racist joke!) You look for the fresh prints!"

"What's a joke only redditor's would get?"

"A farmer walks onto a field, shovel in hand and starts digging long canals. The field groans and says to the farmer.. You're really irrigating me"

"I like to observe people in lines. I'm in Wait Watchers."