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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Billy played in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? Billy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is his neighbour."

"A horse hiking in deep space. Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh."

"What's black and blue and floats down the river? A jew telling ethnic jokes."

"What do you call a group of dead geologists? Mineral Spirits"

"I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women [FIXED] Turns out they're way harder to pick up than I thought."

"If I was a Doctor, my prescription pad would just read: ""Smoke 2 joints, eat ALL the chicken"""

"The US economy That's the joke."

"My house is like an Indiana Jones movie. Partly because I walk around with a bullwhip, but mostly because of all the cobwebs."

"when the doctor starts putting on latex gloves at your next physical, a fun thing to do is to whip out your own pair & put them on too"

"A man was walking on a nude beach... A man with a foot long dick was walking on a nude beach when he was arrested by the police. The charge? Weapons of Lass Destruction"