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Joke of the Day
"I'm really good mates with 25 letters out of the alphabet I don't know why"
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"A dog had three puppies: Mopsy, Topsy, and Spot. What was the mother's name. 'What'"
"Whenever someone jokingly replies, ""Blocked,"" I laugh and laugh and then go check."
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid. Hey kid, you wanna buy some candy?"
"Husband Wife Funny Wife: ""What are you doing?"" Husband : Nothing. Wife : ""Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."" Husband : ""I was looking for the expiration date."""
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"What wasn't stolen when CVS was looted during the Baltimore riots? The Father's Day cards."
"What does a jew eat sushi with? Goy sauce"