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Joke of the Day
"A dog had three puppies: Mopsy, Topsy, and Spot. What was the mother's name. 'What'"
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"i still play that game where the floor is lava but now i just lie on the couch and watch tv until it cools into igneous rock"
"You know what I hate about abortion clinics.. They really suck the life out of you."
"How do they practice safe sex in Wyoming? They mark the sheep that kick."
"I wish I had never wished for that. ""Done. You're back to 2 wishes."""
"Whats got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!"
"Fidel Castro's Favorite Pickup Line Girl, I'm no Kennedy or Khrushchev, but I can show you a Cuban Missile Crisis"
"What do we want? A 2016 calendar! When do we want it? Late 2015!"
"Doctor: it's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet. Me: *eats purple cupcakes*"
"Why do men get circumcised? Because women GRAB anything 20% off!!"