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Joke of the Day
"A dog had three puppies: Mopsy, Topsy, and Spot. What was the mother's name. 'What'"
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"What do you call a woman who loves small dicks? Hopefully your girlfriend"
"Want to hear a clean joke? Jerry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man."
"What do Germans call a flying jew? Smoke."
"Is Rick Moranis dead? or just his career?"
"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it"
"What was Ghandi? Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis"
"""Internet pretty"" angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth."
"#WhyDoPeopleThinkItsOkayTo replace letters in words with numbers....well now i don't feel like reading the math equation you just sent me"
"The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat."