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"What does a jew eat sushi with? Goy sauce"
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"What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts."
"Did you hear about that golfer who sang a song every time he hit a wayward ball? They say he made a fore tune!"
"How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures? Someone is lying."
"My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet."
"The only way I'll leave my phone in a cab is if I leave my arm in a cab."
"Three musical notes, A, C and E walk into a bar. .. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I'm not allowed to serve a minor. """
"BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners."
"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking? It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it."
"""I"" before ""E"", except after ""C"". That's an efficient rule. Very efficient. Yep...efficient."