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Joke of the Day

"What wasn't stolen when CVS was looted during the Baltimore riots? The Father's Day cards."

"What changes the more popular it gets Hillary Clinton's views"

"My teacher actually said this to us before out computing exam... Pupil: ""Will we be able to use the calculator in the exam?"" Sir: ""No, it will be disabled just like you"" No joke, he actually said that"

"What did the pop can become when it finished high school? A graduated cylinder."

"I like my girlfriends how I like my wine... 10 years old and locked in a cellar"

"A banana walk in to a doctors office... A banana walks in to a doctors office and says to the doctor ""I'm not peeling very well!"" ;-; Sorry..."

"So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman. They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle. They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club."

"I think Head & Shoulders should have a body wash line called Knees & Toes"

"Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!"

"What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !"