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Joke of the Day
"I love Italian jokes. They really help the day go."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about that Air Asia flight? Air traffic control didn't."
"Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? Because they are most certainly guilty."
"I had consensual sex with a dementia sufferer... It was like HBO's Lost, it was okay when it started but by the end of it no one knew what was happening."
"What did the pony say after he coughed? ""Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."""
"I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks."
"TIFU by burning my post oops retoast"
"Murder is legal if it happens after a morning person says ""WELL WELL WELLLLLL LOOK WHO FINALLY GOT UP"""
"If a super villain attacks my house whose only weakness is leftover soy sauce packets from the take-out place, he is so fucked."
"u ever see those babies who r born with whole heads of hair and think ""ur going places. ur a baby who gets stuff done"""