220761
Joke of the Day
"How do you answer the door Mathematically? Door: ""What is 2+2?"" Me: ""4"" Door: ""Cool!"""
Next Joke
"Me: (Insert inspirational quote here) Wife: Wow. That's deep, who said that? Me: I did. Didn't you hear me speak just now?"
"What's an alcoholic's favorite book? Tequila mocking bird"
"What do you call someone with no body and nose.... Nobody knows."
"I enjoy working in a slaughterhouse.. Everything is so cut and dry."
"Why was the pregnant woman screaming ""wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!""? She was having contractions."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change anything."
"How do assassins pay for stuff on the internet? hitcoin"
"How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one the moulting season !"
"A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, ""Dry?"" The German replies, ""Nein, just one."""