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Joke of the Day
"What's an alcoholic's favorite book? Tequila mocking bird"
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"Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph? Because he's too short to be an essay"
"Me singing: Then I saw her face!! Now I'm a Beliber! Not a trace of doubt in my mind! Roommate: You DO know that's a guy...right?"
"Croc sandals are like getting a blowjob from a dude... They feel amazing but you realize how gay you are when you look down."
"How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens? With a crowbar."
"My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes the more he sees food the more he eats."
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!"
"What do you call a police woman who shaves? Cunt Stubble."
"What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'? River Derci. Sorry."
"Stuffs more popcorn in my face* Why don't bad guys in movies just paint the red wire green?"