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Joke of the Day

"How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one the moulting season !"

"If there was such a thing g as competitive Bible Study, would the championships be called prayoffs?"

"What do you call bad Mediterranean food? Falawful."

"I once knew a Johnny Glasscock in elementary school... You could always see him coming..."

"There's a new study out from the Department of Education... It shows that two thirds of Americans don't understand fractions and the other half don't care."

"Critics are raving about Mud. ""It's like dirt but wet"" says one. ""Oh god it's in my eyes"" says another"

"I gave my wife a tip how she could wash the dishes better. On a side note, Dawn detergent is really starting to make my hands more soft."

"Vladimir Putin seems like the kind of guy who would fake a sneeze and flip the board over when he's losing at Risk."

"I think you should be able to plead ""humidity"" in some murder cases."

"Did you hear about the guy who is addicted to drinking brake fluid? It's okay though, he said he can stop whenever he wants."