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"I went the other day to buy some camo pants,but could not find any..."
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"My grandma got a hip replacement My new grandma is a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist."
"Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk? Kid: At the Joke shop."
"GF: every time we fight you start interpretive dancing *i dance beautifully for 12 minutes* GF: I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!"
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."
"On the upside, Oscar Pistorus has had his paralympic classification promoted... ...he's gone from T43 (double below knee amputee) all the way up to T800 (The Terminator)."
"What do you call a slutty a gun? A fl-uzi"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"Lesbian Pick Up Line ""Hey girl, you wanna go swimming? We can do the scissor kick."""