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Joke of the Day

"I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. ...Or maybe she said ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening..."

"Went to a meeting of the Tibetan Ungulates society...... Didn't like it though. It was all ""Yak yak yak"""

"A Priest and a Rabbi walk in a bar... and they say to each other ""what is this, a joke?"""

"Whilst reading through an ancient book at the British Library, I found a magic spell' that would supposedly make women want to have sex with me. Worked like a fucking charm."

"What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table."

"If u wear headphones Upside down...... will the sound be upside down too? HA!"

"Handicapped jokes are so cruel I can't stand them!!"

"On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse."

"[god making cheetahs] Let's just squish a giraffe and give it whiskers"

"I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything."