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Joke of the Day
"When one door closes another one opens. I should really get this cabinet fixed."
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"[police interrogation room] Officer: you've been identified as the runner who.. Me: Let me stop you right there."
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"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.."
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