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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music does a printer make? A paper jam."
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"How do you power a fleshlight? With sexual batteries!"
" I'm like a bird, I'll only swim away, I don't know what a bird is "
"What has caused Caitlyn Jenner to put on weight? Trans fats."
"Looking forward to his next movie Night at the Mausoleum"
"Why is Whitney Houston good at video games? One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination."
"How to make employees fool!!! Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee). They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs."
"Tip: if you often say things like ""there is no i in team but there *is* one in incompetence"" they won't ask you to mentor new coworkers."
"What's the award for being the world's best dentist? A little plaque."
"Humans are so stupid! This is why aliens probe us. They think our brains are up our butts."