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Joke of the Day

"What has caused Caitlyn Jenner to put on weight? Trans fats."

"I think there's nothing cooler than being a lone wolf ...except at wolf picnics, when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races."

"Jimmy was eating ice cream but dropped it as he crossed the street. Why? He was hit by a bus."

"10 years ago today, Canada received its first indoor toilet."

"Someone stole the toilet from the LA county sheriffs station. The cops there have nothing to go on."

"On our first date, i'll carve our initials onto a tree. Because it's the most romantic way to let you know that I have a knife"

"A Sigmund Freud light bulb joke. Q: How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb? A: Cocaine."

"STEWARDESS: omg the plane's about to crash but the SOS message can only be 140 characters! what are we going to do?? ME: *slowly stands up*"

"I don't mean to brag, but instead of teaching a man how to fish, I just gave him a bunch of things to do when life hands him lemons."

"Why are blondes bad a judging distance? They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker."