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Joke of the Day
"One thing that really annoys me is everything."
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"Oral relief 'Darling, I want some.... Oral relief.' 'You mean you want a blowjob?' 'No, I just want you to shut up.'"
"What's the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm."
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"So i was banging a girl yesterday and she kept on saying another guys name... Who the fuck is rape?"
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