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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out? Hasta la pasta baby."
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"The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42"" screen."
"I'm just now realizing most blink-182 lyrics don't make any sense I guess this is growing up..."
"Taking home work has never been more satisfying I love being a coroner!"
"I went to the doctor yesterday. He said that I had contracted a very serious illness. I then told him that I wanted a second opinion. He told me 'All right, you're ugly as well'."
"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."
"Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary? She needed more concentration."
"No One Puts Baby in the Corner: A Feng Shui Guide to Nurseries"
"""What should we call the big finger?"" ""'Thumb' seems as good as any."" ""Impressive. What about this smallest one?"" ""PINKY!"" ""............."""
"How do you piss off a feminist? Don't worry, she's already pissed off."