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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a tiramisu? With a thousand Gigamisous"
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"What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim? I'm Mohammad than you"
"Whats the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a Lobster with a breast implant? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean ;)"
"How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."
"What do jedhi's and rape have in common? ... They both use the force"
"Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos"
"Did you hear about that group of midgets suing the local bar? Yeah, they were upset with how short the stools were. The judge threw out the case, though; told them they were grasping at straws."
"""Superman gets morning steel. That's hot."" Filed under things I think about while having my coffee."
"I like my men like i like my coffee Not from starbucks"
"When my doctor gives me a prostate exam I like to moan ""Mmmm, deeper."" Freaks him out, but not as much as when I try to cuddle afterward."