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Joke of the Day

"Why did Laketown pass new emissions regulations? They had a major Smaug problem."

"Two bats are hanging on the branch... -What was your worst day? -When I had diarrhea."

"[marriage counselling] Her: he always thinks he's talking to me on CB radio Me: I don't, over Her: It's over Me: It's what? Over"

"Sunscreen isn't very effective... It didn't protect Steve Irwin from harmful Rays"

"How do Alaska CB radio operators say ""10-4""? ""5-5-2-2."""

"Why did the fence get busted for having stolen goods? Because it got grassed up by the lawn."

"So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric"

"I'm sorry you're breaking up [static sound] I'm about to go through a tunnel. Dad, we're right in front of you Uh..... go ask your mom."

"Did you hear about the mechanic who was addicted to brake fluid? He said he could stop at anytime."

"Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats? Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt."