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Joke of the Day
"Making $ is easy. Press shift+4."
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"Since everyone is writing a poem, here is mine to do is to be to be is to do to do is to be to be is to do I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very ""Scooby do be do"""
"Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror naked just to remind myself what nobody's getting."
"Regarding Daughters Any father will tell ya that parents spend the first 2-3 years of a daughter's life trying to teach them to talk, and the next 15 or so trying to get them to shut-up."
"Sorry I have byslexia..."
"Who gets more pleasure from sex? - Well, thinking logically, it must be a woman. - Why? - If you want to scratch your ear, what part of your body gets more pleasure? Finger or ear?"
"A depressed man walked into a bar... He told the bartender to give him his best shot"
"KiK? Nope. I only joke about divorce. I'm not committed to it actually happening."
"A guy walks into a bar... He said ""ouch."""
"I quit my job working for Nike. Just couldn't do it anymore."