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Joke of the Day

"Who gets more pleasure from sex? - Well, thinking logically, it must be a woman. - Why? - If you want to scratch your ear, what part of your body gets more pleasure? Finger or ear?"

"Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ? me ?"

"To all the girls who take pictures in the bathroom in public places, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you....Don't forget to tag me"

"How do you make a blind moan? Kick him in the balls"

"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!! when do we want them? RIGH"

"What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall? Dam!"

"How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians."

"My boss asked me which Game of Thrones house he'd best be placed in... I told him House Lannister because it only takes one hand to go fuck yourself."

"If at first you don't succeed...... ......then skydiving is *not* for you."

"Anyone who claims on the internet that the President is a Communist, should be forced to spend a year in 1934 Siberia."