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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror naked just to remind myself what nobody's getting."
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"remeber: you hav the same number of hours in the day as this tree. and how much oxygen hav u produced? oh none? oh u CONSUMED OXYGEN!?!???"
"What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants! "
"Dating is easy. You just *goes into fetal position*"
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"What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink? Type Eh."
"Fun Prank 1.) Go to Yoga class 2.) Compliment some people on their mats 3.) Unroll 20x25 oriental rug."
"Why do emo kids always have the latest technologies?"
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