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Joke of the Day

"Wearing transition lenses is a great way to block out the sun & anyone from wanting to be friends with you."

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"The Rock just announced he's having a baby girl... I bet he names her Marble."
"What do 'Free bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd and my orgasms have in common? 5 minutes solo. Meh."
"What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!"
"Starting chatting to a 14 year old girl online... Started chatting to a super sexy and flirty 14 year old girl online, and she just told me she's an undercover cop.... How fucking cool is that!"
"when you walk down on a up escalator, is that time travel? really makes you think"
"What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !"
"Did you hear about the guys who got lost at the music festival? They turned up"
"I'm always sad when I see a homeless person or someone with a Blackberry."
"Why did the brothel only employ ugly prostitutes? To increase *gross interest*!"
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