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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !"

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda? Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda."

"What are Isreali candies known for? A jewy center"

"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb."

"Whoever stole my copy of Office 365, I will find you You have my Word."

"What's the official sports drink of the KKK? White Power-ade"

"My new bondage equipment really ties the room together."

"Did you hear about the cannibal? He dumped his girlfriend...*flies away*"

"The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it."

"Hey baby, have you got a time machine? Cuz' I could go back in time to approach you with a better pickup line than this one"