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Joke of the Day

"Bring in 2015 the same way you came into this world. Naked and screaming."

"TSA agents might have to arrest me if... They felt deez guns *flex*"

"You know what's funny? Redditors read these jokes no matter what the title"

"Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes its's no great shakes!"

"Why did the narcissist with multiple personalities and a propensity for domestic violence only have one black eye? Because she didn't need to re-beat himself."

"How many reposts does it take to change a subreddit? More than we have now. This sub is still shit."

"My dad recently fell for one of those Nigerian prince scam emails. I feel bad for him but I really needed the money."

"I'm still not convinced Mitt Romney was born."

"Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a supervillain."

"Me: How are you? Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*"