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Joke of the Day
"I would help you carry some of those bushes... but I've already got two palms on my hands."
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"A man from Alabama walked into a French hospital. He was in pain."
"4yo: let me smell your eyelashes! Me:...ok 4yo:smells like spiders. What if they eat your face? Me: this is how nightmares are born."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free"
"Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled ""Church Preference"" he filled in: Red brick."
"Maybe every nation has ninjas And the Japanese ninjas are just the worst"
"What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21? Down's in the dumps"
"Did you hear about the all-leper boxing world championship final I hear it was a real face off in the second round"
"I hate moving house... It means I have to go around telling all the neighbours I'm on the sex offenders register again. I'm not, but it sure keeps their kids out of the yard."
"""It just feels so good to have a clean apartment!"" - someone who's never killed a bear with a sword"