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Joke of the Day

"Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way? We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right?"

"Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting? Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine."

"My 6 year old has already asked me 4,327 questions this morning. I'm seriously considering getting another Vasectomy just to be safe."

"I am a damn good electrician Otherwise I would be dead"

"It seems racist that they call it Black Friday just because a bunch of people are trying to get into stores in the middle of the night."

"Do we really have to hear Adam Levine talk about how he used to have acne problems? That poor guy.. how'd he ever survive."

"My neighbour left her outdoor stereo blaring & went out for the night. I now have a set of speakers for sale, minus the wires. Call me."

"What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !"

"What's the worst animal to play cards with? A cheetah. Because it'll rip your fucking face off."

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A 1/4 pounder with cheese"