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Joke of the Day
"I am a damn good electrician Otherwise I would be dead"
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"Rent in the city is getting ridiculous. I pay $775 to live in a barista's beard. I have 3 roommates."
"My Dad bought some candles from the store They seem pretty lit"
"Schrodinger's Crush: Before you ask her out, she is both single and taken"
"How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!"
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was."
"I hope my liberal use of made-up words doesn't make you...discomfortable"
"I was going to make a joke about vaginas. But you'll never get it."