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Joke of the Day
"What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion? 86% chance of heil"
Next Joke
"Its probably time to clean the microwave when you heat coffee and it comes out smelling like a burrito."
"Which educational institute did many Jehovah's Witnesses graduate from? The School of Hard Knocks."
"""There's no defense for child pornographers. They are the lowest, most despicable scum on the face of the earth. ...and I fully believe they should be prosecuted as if they were adults."""
"Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics? A pair of legs."
"Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships? Must be because of all their ports left Open. (l8 to the party i know)"
"What did the programmer call his ship? Sea++"
"I want to handle the topic of traditional homosexual polygamy Just like my four fathers did"
"2 introverts walk into a bar, one says to the other..."
"What's Hitler's favorite weather? Heil"