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Joke of the Day
"Which educational institute did many Jehovah's Witnesses graduate from? The School of Hard Knocks."
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"Each year an average of 10 people are killed by sharks while 100 people die being stepped on by cows. Where's Cow Week, Discovery Channel?!"
"I have a condition that makes my heart rate jump when I see a poorly dressed person. It's called tackycardia."
"A guy walks in on his daughter masturbating with a pickle ""Sick!"" he says. ""I was going to eat that. Now it's going to taste like pickle."""
"How does a psychiatrist like his sausages? Freud"
"What do you call a wet poodle A puddle"
"I took a really sloppy poo today... My ass was wiped more times than Ian Watkins' search history"
"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lighbulb has to want to change."
"Your mother is a 10 On the Richter scale When she walks"
"Damn team mate are you the ladbible? Because you are baiting me so hard."