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Joke of the Day

"2 introverts walk into a bar, one says to the other..."

"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"

"Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with."

"My Grandfathers joke is so appropriate today. ""Do you know where they send all the baby chickens that are orphans and have nowhere else to go?"" Well of course they send them to Foster Farms!"

"What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater."

"Why did 10 die? 10 was in the middle of 9/11"

"I tried to catch some fog But I mist."

"I can't wait for MTV's next reality show about car wash employees that hold in farts until they're cleaning the inside of your car."

"This guy in my office is a little paranoid and it's making it that much harder to poison him."

"I respect strippers because its really hard to dance by yourself and not look stupid."