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Joke of the Day

"I want to handle the topic of traditional homosexual polygamy Just like my four fathers did"

"How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order? I on it."

"Do you remember when the most annoying thing on the Internet was a dancing baby? Yeah, good times"

"Medical problems are the #1 cause of death."

"If you play Rebecca Black's ""Friday"" backwards, Satan appears and asks why you have so much fucking time on your hands."

"Anteater Kid: What's for dinner? Anteater Mom: Don't be a smart ass, Brandon."

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because they can't fit into D-Shells."

"Why I love duct tape? It can turn ""No, no no!"" into ""mmph, mmmph, mmmph"""

"Beating your wife isn't a joke It's a punchline."

"Mitt Romney's dick tastes nice said Donald Trump."