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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favorite weather? Heil"
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"What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend? My credit card bill."
"Why do Asian parents never have a white baby? Cause two Wongs don't make a white"
"10 Easy Steps to Learn Binary: 1) There are 1's and 0's 10) There are no 2's"
"What do you call a gay satanist? Sack-Religious"
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An afronaut."
"What do a prostitute and a plumber have in common? They both service the john."
"You know what I like to do? Answer my own questions."
"Groucho Marx once said: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
"I need Irish jokes, pronto! Just 'cause"