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Joke of the Day

"WhatsApp..... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi"

"Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face."

"What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache."

"I'm great at signalling for help on a sinking ship.. Just got a flare for it."

"Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay? Because they make cents!"

"If you're American before you go in the bathroom and American after you leave the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European"

"I refuse to be an organ donor. Mainly because I'd like to be a fully-functional zombie if I rise for the apocalypse."

"I've got a message for all you ""migratory ducks"" out there: If you're going to come to our country, learn some freaking English."

"Just said, ""Because I said so!,"" and my mom called demanding her royalty check."

"I'm so hungry I could Instagram a horse."